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da-crazy-fangirl:

I fuckinf needed this

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copywriteddad:

copywriteddad:
WAIT THEY GAVE HIM HIS FUCKING COCK BACK
op changed the picture and now i look insane

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Anonymous asked: what type of guys do you go for

cyb3rharpie:

Ones that don’t support trump!!!!

beenomorph:

beenomorph:
so none of you jokers were gonna tell me master chiefs suit jacks him off, huh, y'all just weren’t gonna tell me
y'all were just gonna keep me in the dark, then

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uesp:

UESP’S LIST OF FIVE POTIONS (2018)
5. Elixir of Waterbreathing: let’s you breathe water for sixty seconds. INSANE.
4. Potion of Stamina: This potion is definitely a potion that could be included on a list of five potions, an easy inclusion.
3. Potion of Lasting Potency: That one is just funny.
2. Iron Sword: A controversial inclusion, but after last year’s ruling that a potion is technically anything that can be consumed by the body, the iron sword made it to the number two spot on our list this year.
And finally, the number one slot on UESP’S LIST OF FIVE POTIONS (2018)
1. Potion of Blood: Technically I think this is just someone’s blood in a bottle, but it’s a good looking bottle.

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snailfarts:

black–twitter:
It took him a day

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tharook:

lofispirit:
thingstoshowdan:
I’m in Poland and they keep showing this pizza advert and it’s amazing.

It starts off with rival pizza makers who argue over who has the best pizza and are driving the customers away

Then there’s this crazy old lady who yells at them from a window to quit it (because where else do you yell business advice from?)

So they work together and do some obvious flirting via pizza montage

And the old lady is all like “just kiss already”

Then they create a pizza together, combine restaurants and live happily ever after with the crazy window lady

waking up to gay pizza makers, today’s gonna be a good day
a family pizzeria can be two lesbians and a window lady

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unclefather:

me, a medicine man back in the 1500s: some mushrooms are poisonous
person: oh my god, how do we know?
me: well you just eat it and see if it’s poisonous
person: but won’t we die???
me:

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